Allee Willis

These are all of comments I've made about all the beautiful Kitsch in the Kitschenette Wing of the AWMoK:

Ice Cream Lights

1. Allee Willis says:

   March 16, 2010 at 11:43am

   Well, keep me posted. I hope your friend doesn't have great taste!

2. Allee Willis says:

   March 16, 2010 at 09:47am

   These may not soar to the heights of Shirlie's cones (http://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/2010/03/08/fibreglass-ice-cream-with-strange-child-on-top/ and http://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/2010/02/25/a-very-scary-ice-cream-model-brixham-devon/) But they're stellar nonetheless as they're 2-1/2 feet tall. I'm not so sure I'd put these right back in storage. They'd make an awesome nightlight in the front yard.

sad wedding because they cant forget the affair with the temptress in the hat

1. Allee Willis says:

   March 16, 2010 at 09:40am

   I think most weddings are sad. I think anything legally binding should be avoided no matter what area it's in, especially when it involves personal freedom, for as long as possible. The real test of love is if two people are committed to each other despite whatever may legally bind them together. With this said, as long as the slut in the hat looms over McDonald's Kid's Meal and his fluffy girlfriend their union doesn't stand much of a chance. They just ought to invite the big cut-out in, order a pizza and call it a night.

Gnome Bank of Rock Gully

1. Allee Willis says:

   March 16, 2010 at 09:35am

   Is Rock Gully a place? And how big is the bank? From the photo I'm guessing about a foot tall but not really sure. Gorgeous one way or the other.

   I love the way the color has faded. I love that the gnome has a Santa complex. Beyond anything, I love that he's wearing lipstick.

ERICK “Pastor Pickin’” (inspirational LP with ventriloquist)

1. Allee Willis says:

   March 16, 2010 at 09:34am

   What is it with "inspirational" religious albums and puppets and marionettes? Are they special wooden vessel messengers of God? What a consistently odd choice of front men.

   Is Erick pickin' pastors or is he Pastor Pickins? Whichever, I like his Glen Campbell hair.

Cactus Pete

1. Allee Willis says:

   March 15, 2010 at 10:27am

   Cactus Pete is extraordinarily insane. When I first looked at the photo I thought it was a cactus growing out of his nose which is gross enough. But to think that someone actually formed the clay this way and then put that bumpy cactus texture on it and found it acceptable to leave it spewing out of the cowboy's nose is Kitsch artistry at its best. Unless he or she rolled out a handlebar mustache and knocked the piece against the kiln as it was going in and the poor mustache held on as best it could to come out looking like seaweed that had been floating in the oil slick left by the Exxon Valdez.

   Your double-jointed thumb adds to the excitement.