I guess I could use post its like everyone else. They come in many colors. But why when the universe supplies this sentient plaster cast owl?
Ever... July 13th, 2010 by john switzer 2 Comments »
She loves her Post-Its:yes you have mentioned that before. tiny lady, tiny post-Its, huge creative brain.If you did jot something on the reminder owl it would probably say"buy more Post-Its. JS
I forgot to add, that it is really easy to give direction too. :p
john switzer says:
June 24, 2010 at 01:33pm
Yes the building is tiny,how apropos,as these Vietnamese are a diminutive lot. For a women to weigh more than a throw pillow,would be a rare gal. It a lot bigger inside, like that phone booth on dr. who. I love their Sammie's, their tiny little country,and this restaurant. They slide in lots of slices of fresh jalapeño,in every order. A certain times of the year they are so hot,you need a welding helmet just to remove them. They eat them, I suspect, to immobilize their mouth and tongue and throat.
thus the lithe figures... And they don't drink milk!! JS
They look like little featherettes! I am taking smiling lessons from Will.So far, so good.
john switzer says:
April 13, 2010 at 10:21am
I have 3 large wedges of swiss cheese or are they candles?Don't grab your crackers yet..pics 2 follow soon
john switzer says:
April 13, 2010 at 10:18am
Thanks Allee. Diminutive pitcher. 10" w/6 glasses.The glasses hold a whopping calorie laden 5 oz. of juice. The antithesis of "big gulp" Somewhere... there is an apron that matches this set,o'baby:P
More cheese, YES! Actually we both LOVE cheese.Don't you? I would give it a try. Shit I'm not kissin anybody anyway.
I bet S.F. could make something really cool with it.
In a perfect world cheese would make one lose weight... anyway,
I should lighten up on Chester. He does have the obligatory cryptic. Cool shades,cool threads, and attitude.
As an afterthought,maybe the shades are to protect his eyes from that trademark color. nitro-orange. JS
john switzer says:
June 22, 2010 at 02:01pm
After hearing that BK was testmarketing a cologne that makes you smell like a hamburger...yes really,to promote sales. It was to be entitiled"flame" This pretty much opens the door wide to marketing flavors and smells that are ,well, unpleasant. Chester Chetto and I have a long running tif anyway.Who is he to claim the title "cheeziest" anyway?
it could be Taylor Ham a Jersey shore speciality. Have you ever eaten the salt in the bottom of a pretzel bag? Tayor Ham is saltier.When I eat it I blow up like a macy's float. wiiiiiiiiii
john switzer says:
May 16, 2010 at 01:59pm
ahh I could right an homage to the much maligned iceberg lettuce.the cold crunchy mouth feel,like a small sip of crunchy water between bites.
once, I got too much Cheez Whiz in my mouth at once,
and I could neither breathe ,swallow,or cry for help.Yikes.
Sandwiches usually come in courses at mi casa. that was probably the gentile samich course. the giveaway being all that mayo. THENI would expect the Muffelettas to follow, as big as throw pillows[italian deli trainwreck] and then,logically,peanut butter nutella mashmallow and mooooooon pie sandwiches, with halvah cremola..on sliced applecakebread;
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She loves her Post-Its:yes you have mentioned that before. tiny lady, tiny post-Its, huge creative brain.If you did jot something on the reminder owl it would probably say"buy more Post-Its. JS