The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch
john switzer

john switzer

retired executive chef- love to day trade energy stocks

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kitschy post its

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what milk bottle?

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cheetos lip balm

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BIG sandwich – Hey, Will, wanna snack? Extra mayo..

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turtle cheese board

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These are all of comments I've made about all the beautiful Kitsch in the Kitschenette Wing of the AWMoK:


 

kitschy post its

  1. john switzer says:

    She loves her Post-Its:yes you have mentioned that before. tiny lady, tiny post-Its, huge creative brain.If you did jot something on the reminder owl it would probably say"buy more Post-Its. JS

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what milk bottle?

  1. john switzer says:

    I forgot to add, that it is really easy to give direction too. :p

  2. john switzer says:

    Yes the building is tiny,how apropos,as these Vietnamese are a diminutive lot. For a women to weigh more than a throw pillow,would be a rare gal. It a lot bigger inside, like that phone booth on dr. who. I love their Sammie's, their tiny little country,and this restaurant. They slide in lots of slices of fresh jalapeño,in every order. A certain times of the year they are so hot,you need a welding helmet just to remove them. They eat them, I suspect, to immobilize their mouth and tongue and throat.

    thus the lithe figures... And they don't drink milk!! JS

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frosted pitcher and glasses

  1. john switzer says:

    They look like little featherettes! I am taking smiling lessons from Will.So far, so good.

  2. john switzer says:

    I have 3 large wedges of swiss cheese or are they candles?Don't grab your crackers yet..pics 2 follow soon

  3. john switzer says:

    Thanks Allee. Diminutive pitcher. 10" w/6 glasses.The glasses hold a whopping calorie laden 5 oz. of juice. The antithesis of "big gulp" Somewhere... there is an apron that matches this set,o'baby:P

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cheetos lip balm

  1. john switzer says:

    Hello Allee,

    More cheese, YES! Actually we both LOVE cheese.Don't you? I would give it a try. Shit I'm not kissin anybody anyway.

    I bet S.F. could make something really cool with it.

    In a perfect world cheese would make one lose weight... anyway,

    I should lighten up on Chester. He does have the obligatory cryptic. Cool shades,cool threads, and attitude.

    As an afterthought,maybe the shades are to protect his eyes from that trademark color. nitro-orange. JS

  2. john switzer says:

    After hearing that BK was testmarketing a cologne that makes you smell like a hamburger...yes really,to promote sales. It was to be entitiled"flame" This pretty much opens the door wide to marketing flavors and smells that are ,well, unpleasant. Chester Chetto and I have a long running tif anyway.Who is he to claim the title "cheeziest" anyway?

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BIG sandwich – Hey, Will, wanna snack? Extra mayo..

  1. john switzer says:

    it could be Taylor Ham a Jersey shore speciality. Have you ever eaten the salt in the bottom of a pretzel bag? Tayor Ham is saltier.When I eat it I blow up like a macy's float. wiiiiiiiiii

  2. john switzer says:

    ahh I could right an homage to the much maligned iceberg lettuce.the cold crunchy mouth feel,like a small sip of crunchy water between bites.

    once, I got too much Cheez Whiz in my mouth at once,

    and I could neither breathe ,swallow,or cry for help.Yikes.

    Sandwiches usually come in courses at mi casa. that was probably the gentile samich course. the giveaway being all that mayo. THENI would expect the Muffelettas to follow, as big as throw pillows[italian deli trainwreck] and then,logically,peanut butter nutella mashmallow and mooooooon pie sandwiches, with halvah cremola..on sliced applecakebread;

    I am sure, were to follow.

    ahh La Langue du Samich........sigh JS

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