Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Lovin’ ‘More Healthy More Beauty’ Soft Skin Towel

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I love this packaging so much that if I ever chose to actually use this thing I’d scrub myself with the plastic on. The Photoshoped suds with the totally artificial drip pattern, the Disco-y lettering of Lovin’, the pink of the towel against the bleached pink of the skin – all kwintessential Kitsch aspects of this “More Healthy More Beauty” body scrubber. 

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The translations on the back, though not as off as I Lovin them to be, still suffer from bad punktuation, grammar and spelling. For example, the towel helps “bad circularion”. 

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The mesh towel inside looks pretty rough – I don’t dare ruin the packaging to confirm – altho not of the strength of a loofah which it’s clearly patterned after. 

I also love the simplicity of the directions: “To avoid soap suds from rinsing away, keep Lovin’ towel away from the direct flow of water.” Anyone who doesn’t know that before they use the towel doesn’t deserve to be scrubbin’ with the Lovin’ in the first place.

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I love this packaging so much that if I ever chose to actually use this thing I’d scrub myself with the plastic on. The Photoshoped suds with the totally artificial drip pattern and same yellow hue as the towel, the Disco-y lettering of Lovin’, the pink of the towel against the bleached pink of the skin – all kwintessential Kitsch aspects of this “More Healthy More Beauty” body scrubber. 
The translations on the back, though not as off as I Lovin them to be, still suffer from bad punktuation, grammar and spelling. For example, the towel helps “bad circularion”. 
The mesh towel inside looks pretty rough – I don’t dare ruin the packaging to confirm – altho not of the strength of a loofah which it’s clearly patterned after. 
I also love the simplicity of the directions: “To avoid soap suds from rinsing away, keep Lovin’ towel away from the direct flow of water.” Anyone who doesn’t know that before they use the towel doesn’t deserve to be scrubbin’ with the Lovin’ in the first place.

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4 Comments

  • Smet says:

    You are my idol! How do I become you? Also, do you have a twitter?

  • Allee says:

    Danker Schein! You start by studying alleewillis.com, of course. And I hope you’ve seen more of the Kitsch O’ The Day blog as the Lovin’ towel is tame compared to many of the esteemed entries.

    Yes, Twitter: AlleeWillis. Tho I’m very lazy about it. Facebook yes.

    Also,on September 14th I’m opening the virtual wing of The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch (Allee’s Legendary Landfill of Esthetic Essentials With Intrinsic Life Lessons In Soul). I already have the largest physical collection of Kitsch in the world and now will be curating other people’s Kitsch to be part of the virtual Museum. I would imagine you have great taste so would love if you’d submit photo/s of stuff you own/love when it opens.

    And watch for PIGMY WILL next Thurs. (or after) on YouTube.

    That’s the end of the Being Allee Willis. instructions.

  • Douglas Kilburg says:

    I’m on face book. I think I really like you. I myself am quite bizarre and unusual. You seem to be a little tamer than I, but what the hell. Nobody’s perfect. Maybe it’s the glasses.

  • windupkitty says:

    oh wow, i have these in every color! more healthy, more beauty….my favorite saying….what more can you ask for?!

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